Davi Schweizer

“Monty Hall Problem”

Would you like door number one? [your lungs will mimic asthma and your bones will ache when it rains]

Would you like door number two? [you will keep falling in love with autistic men and will question if you yourself are on the spectrum]

Would you like door number three? [you will be genuinely actually for real happy]

After your selection, would you like to switch? [yes or no, one, two, three instead please]

Let’s see what you have won.

Davi Schweizer (they/them) is the author of Only Seconds Until Detonation (forthcoming, Querencia Press) and Echo Decay (Kith Books) They are the editor-in-chief of Troublemaker Firestarter. Follow me on Twitter: @trblmkrfrstrtr Instagram: @troublemakerfirestarter